January 2011
15 posts
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My longest smart ass answer to my mom to date...
Mom: How are you? I guess you made it back to LA with no problems, someone was supposed to keep me posted. Last I heard you were having a sandwich. What’s new?
Me: The sandwich was a hole in the fabric of the Universe. I was transported to another dimension, Grilaga, where one year is equal to one hour in our dimension. This parallel universe was run by a mammal/reptile crossbreed that...
WatchThis is what it’s like on vacation with a New Yorker.
WatchApparently, after watching a 40 minute video and passing a 29 question test I am union qualified in general safety. Unfortunately, you can’t teach common sense or fix stupid.
WatchI’m eventually going to be covered in tattoos but dudes who design mobile phone applications get way more props.
